1 - Astrologers
do it with heavenly bodies.
2 - If you don't
like a Gemini's mood just wait 15 minutes.
3
- "Gotta go" - on headstone of a Sagittarius.
4
- Fixed signs: Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius ... and Cancer. There's some Cancerians
who can teach an Aquarian how to be stubborn.
5
- Stamp out Leos. Take the pill during Scorpio.
6
- A frustrated Virgo is sloppy. A frustrated Sagittarian is neat.
7
- Taurus loves barnyard humor.
8 - Conventional
Astrologers say to look for the customers natal Jupiter & Venus to see how
they make others laugh. But I bet their Mercury is rather important, also.
Retirement
Planning
If you had purchased $1000 of Nortel stock one year ago,
it would now be worth $49.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left
of the original $1000.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5
left.
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
you would have had $214.
Based on the above, the best current investment
advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan. |
