18 Dec 08 - SpicaBooks.Com/Fun_California.html You know you're in California when ...
	1 - Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. 2 - You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. 3 - You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. 4 - Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze. 5 - You can't remember ... is pot illegal? 6 - You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. 7 - You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Costa Rican Peaberry and Sulawesi Kolassi. 8 - You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula. 9 - You can't remember ... is pot illegal? 10 - A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. 11 - A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast. 12 - Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. 13 - A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't even notice. 14 - Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30AM at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS George Clooney. 15 - Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment. 16 - Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is a domitrix, and your Mary Kay rep is a transvestite. 17 - You can't remember ... is pot illegal? 18 - It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every newsstation about "STORM WATCH 2007 ." 19- You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Blanks himself is teaching the 4 PM Tae Bo class. 20 - You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or pagers. 21 - It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents. 22 - Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal???? 23 - Both you AND your dog have therapists.
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