A lawyer married
a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On
their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still
a virgin."
What? said the puzzled groom.
How can that be if you've been married ten times?
Well,
husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going
to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services;
he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look
into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was
from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just
couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was
in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, didn't know when he would
be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer;
he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement,
and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband
#6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't
sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband
#7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position
it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever
did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist;
all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was
a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss him!
"But
now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good,"
said the husband, "but, why?"
"Duh;
you're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
